Life Without Whiteout: GOODWILL HAUL??? tun, ta, tun...

HALLELUJAH, HALLELUJAH, HALLELUJAH!

I FOUND MY HOLY GRAIL OF
GOODWILL FINDS.....

I've gotta tell you exactly how I felt when I saw it because
quite frankly....
after it ALL went DOWN, I officially consider my self a
MAJ-OR MAJOR
DORK!

So, on a unusual stop into a Goodwill on the other side of town,
(it was right there, how could I not stop?)
I perused the shelves quickly ....
I didn't even bring my wallet in because I told myself

NO MORE JUNK...
(see I feel like when I see things at Goodwill, I HAAAAAAAAAAVE TO HAVE THEM! they won't be there tomorrow, YOU KNOW?!?)

Anywho, figured if I take in my wallet I will buy unnecessary things....UNLESS I see something
A-MAZING, then I will run back to the car...
(heh, nothing's gonna be THAT GREAT for me to run back to the car, RIGHT?)

Well, as I approached the furniture section I spotted a PERFECT dresser for a friend and thought I should snap a picture and send, I stepped back aaaaaaaand

The GATES OF HEAVEN opened and his GLORY shined upon me....
No joke that is how I felt...the breath was stolen from my lungs, my heart skipped a beat...
People, my heart started R-A-CING!!
My hands started to sweat and shake.....AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
(SEE, OFFICIALLY KNOW I HAVE A PROBLEM)
DORK SMORKUS, RIGHT HERE!
Click READ MORE TO FIND OUT!! :)
I literally wanted to SCREAM in excitment;
BUT YOU SEE, you can't do that cuz you would attract attention to your Aaaa-MAZING FIND
and someone might snag it from under you considering it is so large
and in all my SUPER CAFFEINATED GLORY, and ADRENALINE BOOSTED might, I would not be able to carry it out....
So, here SHE IS,
$5.99!

BOO-YAH!
(I have been looking to buy one for a while, she's a little beat up but can't beat that steal)
Might have to RE-UPHOLSTER!! YAY!!

So, though I am OOOOO-BER excited I must admit,
I am a DORK for getting all worked up over this :)
I mean, I can understand BEIBER FEVER,